Reviews 11-20 Feb 4, 2004 through March 4, 2004

11.KZQX 104.7 - LPFM Radio
12.Project Censored - Website
13. Here Comes Trouble - CD by Troublemann
14. NYT Book Review, Feb 8, 2004
15. Untitled - Art Work by Nick Crow
16. Fog of War - Film
17. Quick - Weekday magazine
18. Tablet - March Issue
19. Book of Letters #18
20. Shots #83

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Review #11 2/04
Title:
KZQX 104.7 FM, Chalk Hill Texas
What is it?: Cassette of the radio programming from 4:15-5:45PM Jan 26, 04
Technical Quality: This is LPFM, low power FM, but sounds equal to any station on the dial.
Innovative Quality: Above average. LPFM stations should be commended for what they are doing. They are new and rare and pioneering the way back for radio that has community values again.
Review: Due to automated format , there is little on air chatter and almost all music.
The music has a wide range with MOR artists like Johnny Mathis or Nat King Cole, crooners and jazz singers such as Frank, Satchmo, and Ella, and some newer recordings including Willie Nelson, Diane Krall and Rod Stewart, singing from his recent album of standards. I like that they played lesser known cuts from these big stars with some real delights along the way such as Marilyn Monroe singing "Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend" and an old swing song that is new to me "Mildred Won't You Behave!" Music that is unpredictable is so much more fun than the fare we have on most stations. It's a real delight. They must not only have a large library to pull from, but whoever is pulling knows good music. On the promo sheet sent with the tape, Station Manager Chuck Conrad says," You will notice that we are automated...While I like live programming better, automation is the only way we could run this station on a reliable basis 24 hours per day. For most low power FM stations like us, it is simply a fact of life.... The problem is finding volunteers who can do a competent job, who are reliable, and who can do a regular air shift."
That is something to shoot for in the future, but I didn't much mind the mostly music radio. There were nicely produced 50's sounding, jingles and a few public service announcements - otherwise just music. It would certainly be a nice station to listen to from a satellite feed. If you like the stars named above, singing in the soft, cool, swing style, with some local news and events as flavor, you'll like the music mix and the station.
Contact Info: kzqxlp@aol.com 104.7@kzqx.com www.kzqx.com
Overall Grade: 5.2 out of 10.0

Editor's Choice mini Reviews:
For promoting preservation, nothing better than taxing developers and tax breaks for renovators. That shows the citizens that the city leaders care for their town's past. Overall Grade for that idea 4.6 out of 10.0

Review #12 2/04
Title:
Project Censored
What is it?: Website of Project Censored, a media research group from Sonoma State University, Rohnert Park, CA, known for choosing the top 25 censored or least covered news stories of the year.
Technical Quality: Average. Nothing special about the web design or presentation except a friendly photo of the staff on the home page which I liked. Also note that much of the site is under construction so this review will be limited to what is now available with the understanding that more is on the way.
Innovative Quality: The innovation is not in the web design or the Website but in the innovative basic concept of Project Censored to spotlight key stories that were neglected or buried in the media.
Review: Quote: "The mission of Project Censored is to educate people about the role of independent journalism in a democratic society and to tell the news that didn't make the news and why." They take between 700-1,000 stories and whittle them down to the 25 most censored which they publish in book form, the latest being "Censored 2004". The program was started by Dr. Carl Jensen in 1976.
All the stories from 2000-2004 are listed and summarized. An example from 2004, #17 Clear Channel Monopoly Draws Criticism. Outside of the major stories listed, there is mostly the basic web stuff - how to get the info or buy the book, an FAQ section, contact info, etc. What impresses me is the work that goes into getting the list of 25 stories, the courage to tackle such powerful forces for the betterment of journalism, and the consistency of the mission. High marks for this basic website because of the big ideas behind it.
Contact Info: censored@sonoma.edu
Overall Grade: 6.2 out of 10.0

Editor's Choice Mini Reviews: Here are 3, 2004 films deserving of high praise:
Rivers and Tides, art doco of Andy Goldsworthy and one of the most beautiful films made; American Splendor - a zinester/cartoonist steps out in this innovative and heart warming bio with its fun mix of real and fiction; and Millenium Actress, anime from Satoshi Kon that is more down to earth and substantial than most. It ends up telling the recent history of Japan through the main characters bio.
Overall Grade: as a 3 movie group - 6.8 out of 10.0

Review #13 2/04
Title:
Here Comes Trouble
What is it?: 2 CD's by Troublemann. Both have the same music though 1 is non explicit (for radio play) and the other has parental advisory for explicit content. I'll review the uncensored version.
Technical Quality: Above average quality in recording, music performance, arrangements, rap voice, and background voices - art work too.
Innovative Quality: Low - nothing here that hasn't been done before.
Review: Big rap album has 20 cuts. All songs are well produced with some notable help on choruses from Impact and Krystal Romo. The mood is mellow but creepy, and threatening throughout. There is a lot of anger in the lyrics here. A number of the cuts had some good choruses but I didn't hear a single that stood out from the rest. He seemed to be the most sincere and passionate in Moma's Day, a tribute, and Hataville, Look at 'um Hatin. Other notable cuts, the show off song with a fun intro, Here Comes Trouble, the sexy Junk in the Trunk, the more mellow So Fine, and the very fast-talking Come On. It's obvious that Troublemann has got a great crew behind him. That's a big plus. But the songs sometimes sound alike, and the lyrics would make more of an impact if they told more specific facts about his life in Fort Worth - with real places, real names, and real events.
Contact Info: www.nationsrhythm.com
management@nationsrhythm.com
Overall Grade: 3.8 out of 10.0

Review #14 2/04 Title: New York Times Book Review - Feb. 8, 2004
What is it?: Sunday insert magazine for the New York Times Newspaper that reviews current books.
Technical Quality: Printing fine. Illustrations slightly above normal and obviously the work of skilled professionals, but universally cold and unfeeling throughout.
Innovative Quality: Mostly in the concept of being THE main source for book reviews in the US.
Review: The NYT Book Review is perhaps the most influential publication on new books in the country. I wanted to see how this 'Bible' of book reviews had held up. It's time to review the reviewer.
I counted 17 large full reviews, 18 medium sized reviews and 16 books with small or capsule reviews, plus their noted best seller lists. A total of 32 big newsprint pages. Most of the books are reviewed by authors in the same field, some by the NYT staff.
There were similar problems in virtually all the reviews. They are written with a first paragraph that seemed unnecessary padding, or what I termed 'intro blather'. Ex. "Have you ever been squirted by a vinegaroon?" first line from For Love of Insects. The reviews were too long and rambling.
Ex. My Prison Without Bars, an autobio of Pete Rose. Reviewers often talked too much about ideas in the books and not enough about the books - as if they were preaching an agenda with an axe to grind, or standing on a soapbox. Ex. The 3 bios of Martin Luther King. In fiction they gave away too much of the plot. Ex. Loving Che. There is a noticeable liberal slant that hinders the fairness of the reviews of political books. Ex. An End to Evil, How to Win the War on Terror.
Though all the reviews talked about the ideas or plot in the books, hardly a single one talked about or quoted from, the writing style - let alone discussing the illustrations, book jacket, or the level of bookmaking. And absolutely not a single mention of the outrageous prices of these books: $22.95, $23.95, $24.95, $25.95,$27.95. The Review carries ads from the major publishers and there is always some concern that they may influence the reviews of books by those publishers. Ads have no place in review magazines.
The children's book section showed samples of book illustrations which were a welcome relief to the other cold illustrations. But all the reviews here were puff pieces too, and the reader can't tell the quality of one from the other when they are all praised alike. There were no reviews outside of the mainstream. There was no mention of zines at all. This would suggest an isolated staff unfamiliar with the vast amount of literary achievement outside of NYC. And that is best exemplified in this real - and I'm not making it up - quote from Lisa Zeidner's review of, Apprentice to the Flower Poet Z, a novel about a poet in the 80's with a personal assistant!: "But writers lucky enough to have university appointments could avoid carpal tunnel syndrome by signing on pert young assistants who not only eased the burden of poetry production but served as personal shoppers and occasional therapists." Could anyone that supposedly loves books and is aware of what is going on in the real world of literature, say this with a straight face? How isolated and stuck in an ivory tower can one novel and its reviewer get? A reality check is needed badly.
And most damaging of all is that all of the 51 major reviews were soft and promoted books that didn't seem very worthy; with 1 exception - Madras on Rainy Days, a mystery that the reviewer satirized: "Rife with gothic plot twists". But even in this review the reviewer never could bring herself to openly say it was bad!
Also I looked at the noted, and often cited, Best Sellers list. The fine print talking about their process of ranking the books, says "...statistically weighted to represent all such outlets nationwide." That is suspect in my book, and allows for a lot of fudge factor that is outside of real statistics. The music business had this same problem and had to switch to a fairer model. Perhaps the NYTBR should do the same.
Overall I found these to be shallow books with slight reviews. And most damaging of all is this. I'm a great lover of every aspect of books. After reading this from cover to cover, there was not a single book reviewed, that I wanted to read. Something is very wrong here.
Contact Info: books@nytimes.com
nytimes.com/book
Overall Grade: 2.1 out of 10.0

Review #15 2/04
Title:
Untitled Art work by Nick Crow age 6
What is it?: Art work. Water color on paper. 8" square.
Technical Quality: Precocious for an artist so young
Innovative Quality: Slightly above average.
Review: Nick has done a painting of 6 vertical strokes and 1 horizontal stroke that looks like 6 trees with bushy tops, a shoreline, and the 6 tree trunks reflected in the water below the shore line.
Each tree is a different color: green, orange, scarlet, blue-green, brown-red, and purple. The horizontal strip is olive green. Somehow the simplicity of it all suggests a fine sketch , and the range of colors suggest an eye better than one would expect in a child artist.
Sometimes a painting from a youngster has all the charm, freedom, and naive talent of a professional artist (who in turn is aping the best aspects of untrained art). The trick is can he do this consistently. Nick has succeeded in this case, and it could pass for a professional artist's work. Fluke or talent? Time will tell.
Contact Info: See Musea
Overall Grade: 4.1 out of 10.0
Editor's Choice Mini Reviews: For movie lovers there is nothing more substantial than the International Movie Database. IMDb.com IS the encyclopedia on all movies and TV. Need to know anything about any movie? Start here. Overall Grade 6.0 out of 10.0

Review #16 2/04
Title:
Fog Of War
What is it?: Documentary film by Errol Morris
Technical Quality: Very good
Innovative Quality: Extremely high from the camera/monitor device that allows McNamara to talk directly to the camera - to his double exposure shots that show the same scene but with action going at two different speeds - it makes for a very ghostly image! Though this is a documentary, the film techniques are extremely innovative and match the most elaborate fiction film making.
Review: Noted filmmaker of innovative documentaries (such as Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control), Morris this time looks at the career of controversial Secretary of State under Kennedy and Johnson, Robert McNamara.
Through 13 snippets of advice, McNamara reflects on his life. In doing so we see a history of the US and global affairs from the end of WWI to his resignation/firing in the 70's. While McNamara is talking Morris often shows us pertinent films from the era mentioned, or symbolic visuals of the events, that seldom fail to surprise and illustrate the times and the issue discussed. Ex. Dropping skulls illustrating Ford's research on the behavior of human bodies in car crashes.
McNamara talks about the fire bombing of Japan in WW2, his job as CEO of Ford motor company and what he accomplished there, the Cuban Missle Crisis and Kennedy's assassination, and perhaps his most controversial actions as Secretary of State under both Kennedy and Johnson concerning the the Vietnam War. He is both candid and protective in what he says. In the end this viewer is left with a disturbing feeling as to the machinations of war and the effect it has on so many innocent people - or "A Fog Of War".
My only quibble, and that is all it is, is that it was long and after awhile you wanted to escape the madness portrayed through the behind the scenes politics of war. Also note the innovative use of the celebrated music of Philip Glass. He is not a favorite composer of mine, due to the repetitive nature of his work, but it fits well here - very well. It's another plus in an almost flawless film.
Contact: Info:Errol Morris
Overall Grade: 7.4

Review #17 2/04
Title:
Quick
What Is It?: Monday-Friday news magazine. This issue: 2/19/04
Technical Quality: Printing quality is high. Illustrations and photo quality are average. Color throughout. Printed on newsprint.
Innovative Quality: Quick sits halfway between a daily newspaper and an alt weekly. It's a new niche and new ground. Above average innovation.
Review: The daily Dallas Morning News has tried something new called Quick, a free news magazine offered each weekday. It's advertised slogan is "Quick cuts through the clutter." Of the 24 pages there were about a total of 9 pages worth of ads scattered throughout, including one page of classifieds. The 15 pages of mostly contents, included 2 on "People" with Hollywood type news, 3 on "Biz", 3 on 'Sports', 2 on "Pop Life" with more Hollywood news, a game page, plus a 9 page roundup of Texas, USA, World, and City news events.
The first thing that strikes me in reading this is the layout. The section titles and a related quote are very large bold print. The photos - and there are many - are about one third to one half as big as the short articles they illustrate. The titles are one fourth to one third as big as the articles. What's left are short lite summaries of the day's headlines and assorted odd bits of news. The content is disappointing in its lack of depth, and in the end is insulting to any high school graduate or higher. One wonders who this is aimed at? It could easily pass for a first newspaper for a 7th grader. Most of the 'serious' news stories are no more in depth than a typical TV newscast.
At its worst, some stories are embarrassing such as "Lollipops Recalled" because they may have peanut residue, or "Tree to Live on as Art" with this quote:
"A crane wrenched the dying American Elm tree that had towered over Dan and Cookie Owen's home from the ground, lifted it over the house and plopped it on a truck to be hauled away."
And that sentence is one fifth of the entire story! There is a crossword puzzle that might attract some readers. Yet the answers are on the facing page, 3 inches from the puzzle. Hey Quick why not fill in the blanks for us too? Maybe we can color it in! So even that page is ultimately unrewarding.
In the end I can only wonder who this is aimed at? Why would advertisers get involved in this mess? Why would a reputable journalistic source start this up and spend so much money producing such mindless news coverage. And finally, what reader is this shallow that this fluff of headlines would impress them? Talking about dumbing things down - yikes! Quick in the end, sinks in the shallows.
Contact Info: Quickdfw.com 214 977-8222
Overall Grade: 1.2 out of 10.0

Review #18 3/04/04
Title:
Tablet #85 March Issue "The Hook-Up Issue"
What Is It?: Monthly alternative arts and entertainment for the Seattle area.
Technical Quality: High with color cover, above average illustrations, and fine layout design throughout. Praise goes to the art and production staff.
Innovative Quality: Above average in design and the unusual subject matter of some of the stories covered.
Review: Tablet ended its 'inkier newspaper format' in Dec. '03. This is the new and improved design and it looks good. The color photo extends to the back with the boy on the front cover chewing on a string of bubble gum that leads to the girl chewing the other end on the back cover, like the famous Disney "Lady and the Tramp" scene.
Inside the first thing I noticed was the high quality of magazine design and illustrations in the black and white pages. Edgy stories include an editorial on creating the Republic of Cascadia a separate nation composed of the states of the Northwest US and British Columbia, mostly negative feedback letters on their suicide issue #85, and methods to scam people. Then follows articles on commune living with the Jolly Ranchers, alts to the popular friendster site on the net, and Sissyfight, "essays by progressive queer writers.". The rest of the issue is a look at area arts.
I found the music articles about Shane Tutmarc's group Dolour, the Crystal Method interview, the DJ Donald Glaude interview , the articles on Static Factory Media, and The Pacific Northwest Musicians Resource Center to be soft with more a press release feel than hard journalism. The same is true with the music reviews with the majority of recordings getting 8 or above, out of 10, and the lowest getting only a 5 - though I do note the one exception titled "Worst Album of the Month." The art reviews were more varied though any art critic that sees such conceptual silliness as My Weight In Records - damaged cardboard boxes filled with records" by Christian Marclay as being consequential art - needs a reality check. Film coverage was confined to indy works - but often swerved into the Hollywood end of it with a review of the more mainstream Monster, and filmwriting for Hollywood in "Hollywood Words, Hooking Up Your Screen Play With the People That Matter." The literature reviews were interesting, but this being Seattle I expected a LOT more zine reviews. The issue ends with some lite fun with people on the street responses.
Overall this fine looking alt monthly is more trendy than soulful and the reviews are a bit soft, but for free, its still a nice altermative to the main chain of weekly alts that cover most major cities.
Contact Info: editor@tabletmag.com www.tabletmag.com
Overall Grade: 4.5 out of 10.0

Review #19 3/04/04
Title:
Book of Letters #18
What Is It?: Zine that's a collection of letters to corporations plus their responses. 40 pages.
Technical Quality: Average and sometimes below average. The text is copied letters and sometimes print is tiny and/or blurred. Innovative Quality: High with a novel way of satirizing advertising, big business, and greed through letters to major corporations. Also excellent cover art.
Review: The Rev. Rich Mackin calls his letters to corporations, 'consumer defense corporate poetry'. I call it using scathing and/or flippant humor to examine product claims for wording, content, and irony. Example, his letter about a Gap ad that "has people of enough ethnic backgrounds so it looks like it reflects people of all kinds. Well, at least people of all kinds of shopping affluence... I am confused, when the people of Saipan and South Asia join hands to start a love train, won't the overseers in the sweatshop beat them for delaying Gap product production?"
And almost as comical, though they're never intended to be, are the dry form letters that he gets back from the corporations. After getting more than one Mackin answers Gap back, "Thank you for your form letter in response to my making fun of your form letter. The very fact you sent me ANOTHER form letter indicates the fact that you really are a faceless evil corporate empire." Targets include mostly major plus some smaller, companies such as Procter & Gamble, Kraft, McDonalds, Schick, Charles Clark Chevrolet Co, etc. The latter letter ends with, "More disturbing is your qualification that you don't want Texans to drive drunk IN TEXAS. It's almost a call for all lone star residents to get all lubricated and speed off to Louisiana or Arkansas. Wow, now I understand why State Troopers in New Mexico are so militant." Priceless fun with a serious side.
Contact Info: richmackin@earthlink.net www.richmackin.org
Overall Grade: 6.3 out of 10.0
Editor's Choice Mini Reviews: Bands have been around for 40+ years now (1963-2004. When their press releases claim they are innovative, I have to wonder. After 40 years of the same thing the only thing bands are rebelling against is change. Rock has become everything it started out opposing. For that downhill slide I give it an overall grade of 0.9 out of 10.0

Review #20 3/04/04
Title:
Shots #83 What is it?: Black and White photography zine. 48 p.
Technical Quality: High quality on all b/w photo reproductions. Nice understated design throughout, spotlights the photos well.
Innovative Quality: Above average. Photo zine is geared toward the professional and amateur photographer that is more interested in photos as an art form than commerce. Also Shots gets most of its funding from lifetime members not ads, and is open to submissions from all.
Review: Long running photography zine is an anthology of work from numerous photographers from across the world. This issue starts out with an interview and samples of the work of George Krause by editor Russel Joslin. The rest of the zine is all photos with lots of variety. Though all are artistically accomplished, only about one fifth were engaging to me. Those personal favorites included Krauses Sheep, a crowded swirling landscape filled with sheep; the surreal photo Wishing Stick with a child holding a bird of prey on a stick with his mom (?) about to cover his eyes; Mike's Bar by Y.A. Kuniuki, Jr.; T Minus Half a bus in the snow by Hans Hansen; and Self Portrait, Forest Door" the headless portrait from the back by Russell Joslin. It's a great magazine for photo lovers, though I wish the editor would hold out for better photos until all matched the high quality of the best of each issue.
Contact Info: shotsmag@juno.com
www.shotsmag.com
Overall Grade: 4.7

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