Review # 63 9/06
 
Title: Cruisin Central, A Rock 'N' Roll Novel
 
What is it? : A 274 page novel of 50-60's era teens growing up in Phoenix, Arizona by Charlotte Webb.
 
Technical Quality: Above average. It’s a quality trade paperback format with a fine color cover, quality paper, and clear easy-to-read type.
 
Innovative Quality: Very high. Examples  include, but are not limited to: different typefaces that represent different things (see review); using  lyrics  from rock 'n' roll songs to preface the chapters; a glossary of slang;  a  bookmark  for the novel; and even a mathematical formula for determining  the last cool  year of rock and roll (1963?).
 
Review:  Cruisin Central is a complex novel that involves a community of characters - mostly teens - in a concentrated environment - a section of Phoenix, Arizona - during the early years of rock 'n' roll - the late 50’s through the early 60's. And it requires some backup information for most readers to understand that insulated world.
 
Author Webb has supplied those extras. There's a map of Central Avenue where the teens cruise in their souped-up cars, indicating all the hot spots.  The style of car is very important to status and coolness. There is a glossary of slang including such terms as crew cut, hood, p.t., candy apple red, cherry,  church key, lay rubber, rumble, etc. The typefaces are part of the  story. There  are separate texts for the main body of the story, flashback scenes,  typed  letters, unspoken thoughts, and lines of lyrics. The novel is set up as  a series of  entries, each with the point of view of one major or minor character.  Webb  introduces  each entry with a line of lyrics from a rock 'n' roll song  that  relates to the action. And in a 10 page separate booklet (available  upon request  with purchase only), she lists all the lyric lines plus the songs they  come  from, and the artist that made them. In an additional nice touch, the  lyric lines  , when read in order, tell a story of their own - a secret  novel  within a  novel! 
 
The music quoted is a vast discography of all aspects of not only rock  'n'  roll of the early days of the rock 'n' roll era, but other pop  contemporary  songs.  Anyone wanting to know more about that era of music, and that  has only  heard oldies fare, would be wise to study the list for the real thing.  The music  is all over the map, and includes, Buddy Holly, Kingston Trio, Connie  Stevens,  Chuck Berry, Frankie Avalon, Johnny Horton, Elvis, La Vern Baker,  Shirelles,  Beach Boys, Marcels, Jimmy Reed, Cookie and the Cupcakes, and many many  more. 
 
The novel opens by introducing us to a bunch of teens from Cinnabar  High  School, Soon we see what is important in their world: cruising Central  Avenue in  the  coolest  cars, avoiding the violent  'hoods', fighting when you  have to,  keeping up with the newest rock 'n' roll songs, staying away from  trouble with  the police, drinking, girls 'reputations', dating, and sex.
 
Gradually one girl, Petey Stoner, becomes the main character to watch.  She is  a thin girl from an abusive family who is known to steal 45's for her  vast  record collection. Her mom thinks she's a slut but the boys think she  is a cold  fish - she crosses her legs in what they call the 'Petey Pretzel'.  Petey is  also very very smart and has to hide her IQ to fit in with her school  friends.
 
The main boy character is Jim Berling, who looks like Rick Nelson,  drives the  'Honeydripper', and is a bit of a hood, even though his father is Judge  Berling, 'the hanging judge'.  Both Petey and Jim keep files on other boys and girls. Petey notes the  cars  they drive, and the music they like. Jim notes their SQ, sexual  quotient.
 
Through episode after episode the reader sees that everything is here  from  the 'Happy Days" type world depicted on TV. But unlike that world, this  one is  seldom happy. It's a very gritty, dark, cold, and harsh world where  adults are  either suckers or abusive, parents push too hard and have no respect   for  their kids, teen boys are often extremely violent, girls are either  naive or  tramps, and most everyone is provincial and living in their own very  small narrow  world. There seems to be very little chance for a change for the better  for  anyone.
 
Excerpt: 
Petey and Watson "Goin to the river, gonna jump overboard and drown".  I was trying to decide on the method of suicide I would use, because  life  without Denny wasn't worth living. No one else had ever loved anyone  as much as I  loved him. But I was not going to give in to him, and risk getting  knocked  up, and ruin both our lives. Why couldn't he understand?
 
Later Petey hears Carole say the same thing about Mark, "No one has  ever  loved anyone  as much as I loved Mark", and decides against suicide.  My main concern about the novel would be that no one of the many  characters   seems to get out - to get out of Cinnabar High or Phoenix, with a  normal  healthy life, let alone an accomplished successful life. The overriding  tone is  that of everyone being trapped in a conservative 'buttoned down' world.   We, who  grew up during this time, often forget how conservative it was, and  those of a  different generation, don't know how bad it could be. But as bad as  it was,  some did get out.
 
Overall it is an exceedingly rich novel with some amazing detail - for  ex. we  learn the coolest makeup at the cosmetics counter.  And it does a  remarkable  job of bringing that era to life with a mix of excitement, immediacy,   and  dread: romance , desire, and passion;  and  an overall driving hope for  escape  with someone - anyone. And perhaps  nothing better expressed all that  then the  rock and roll music that was playing in the background.
 
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Overall Grade: 6.9
 
Grading system:  9-10 Highest grade - Life's work of  a master (ex. Collected plays of Shakespeare, collected  symphonies of Beethoven) 8-9 Single best work of a  celebrated master's career. 7-8. Best work of an era or  genre or decade. 6-7 Best work of the year. 5-6 Very  good. 4-5 More good than bad. 3-4 Average  amount  of good = amount of bad. 2-3 Mostly bad with some  redeeming parts. 1-2 Nothing redeemable. 0-1 So bad  it is offensively bad and outrages the reviewer for  taking up that  time in his life - just awful.
 
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